Okay, we have replaced the broken toilet seat with a brand spankin’ new black wooden one. It was $9.99 at the ninety-nine cent store. (Hey, it was either black or marbelized pink. There was really no contest.) So, now the thing is: the toilet seat is all wiggly. We’re pretty sure that it isn’t supposed to be all wiggly. Argh.

In other news, La Gringa has just noticed that Stinkyboy has horked up a mess of green grassy puke on the freshly-laundered futon cover. Le sigh. Guess La Gringa is going back to the laundromat.